Friday, May 20, 2011

In Case of Rapture...


Well, my birthday and the Rapture are (supposedly) occurring tomorrow. In case it really IS the second coming, I'd just like to take a minute to say... thanks for reading my blog.

No, really.. I'm serious. Thanks. I've had a lot of fun doing it and hopefully I'll get to continue on. I wonder if you can have blogs in Heaven?

Anywho, in case you're still a little skeptical about the math on this one, feel free to join in on the Post-Rapture Looting because you're not officially invited unless you've RSVP'd on Facebook! I know I did!

My question is which time zone are we talking about for the arrival of Christ? Like, 6pm at the International Date Line or is it just a rolling wave of Rapture? My mom wants to know what's going to happen to all the bodies that have been cremated. Will we just see little piles of dust rising up along with regular bodies? Hubby will be at work, so he says he's just going to grab on to the biggest dog at the clinic because "all dogs go to Heaven" haha..

Lastly.. anyone want to place bets on if we'll see Regular Jesus or Zombie Jesus?!


And if you have absolutely no clue what I'm talking about... THIS article explains it pretty well. Just remember that none of us can truly predict if and when the world will end, so there is no point living in fear. :)

♥ M

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